Deathly Decadent Dyke

ichinoseasuna:

rivendellrose:

socialistexan:

I’ve rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.

(via neutrinotempest)

mjalti:

ice-block:

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

….. yes I have,

(via robot-hands-mccoolguy)

boeing-787:

boeing-787:

its vital to provide baby planedragons with plenty of toys and stimulation otherwise they might set fire to your hangar

thanks prev for the funniest possible tags you could have left on this

(via rawro)

scramratz:

Been thinking about making stickers,. What do y’all think?

(via amotleycrew)

kisxmesoft:

(via ghastmaskzombie)

toyota-supra:

aokozaki:

toyota-supra:

aokozaki:

toyota-supra:

get rid of the guilt you were raised with and replace it with something greater: killing intent

I replaced mine with kitty noises.

it has to be killing intent.

BITES YOU

GYAAA!!! ARGH… I WAS CARELESS WHEN I APPROACHED YOU…

(via rawro)

sapphic-sprite:

I’m afraid being a hot butch is a full time job

(via loverbear-butch)

ionomycin:

Mother of Pearl

(via ink-and-teeth)

farisya-yodalmighty:

tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

(via loverbear-butch)