Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day
the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything
What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.
I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode
I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo
sometimes you need to take a sudden break from watching a horror movie to randomly jerk off and its not even because of or related to the movie but it is part of the experience
Having a conversation and hug with a 50+ year old nonbinary butch who just got top surgery and has never had a conversation with another transgender person before, and they told me with tears in their eyes that they waited 50 years for their happiness and never once did they think they would meet someone like them and I just
We’ve always been here. We’ve always been here.
Can you imagine? Living over 50 years and never once having a conversation with someone like you? Living over 50 years and it’s someone 20 years your junior that you come out to for the first time? That the first time you say “I’m transgender” to someone other than the mirror, it’s to a person you’ve known for maybe a couple months? I said to them, I understand you are closeted, and I won’t out you, but when it’s just us what do you want me to call you? And they said, the same as you were, but in here (touch chest) I’m [name, pronouns].
And then they said, it is good to know you. I’m glad we met. We have a new bond now.
And I told them, when I was a child, people like you were my heros. I wished I could be butch because that was me, except I never had interest in girls. And they said, I understand, because when I met my first butch, everything made sense in that instant to me too.
Can you imagine? Being more than 50 years old and happening to find someone who sees *you* for the first time?
We’ve ALWAYS been here. We just couldn’t find each other, before.
